When you lie, the temperature of your nose rises. Incidentally, so does the temperature of your loins.

When you lie, the temperature of your nose rises. Incidentally, so does the temperature of your loins.

I’m addicted to the pain you cause me. And, like any addict, I keep chasing the elusive high.

I’m addicted to the pain you cause me. And, like any addict, I keep chasing the elusive high.

They say you’re on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back. But what if you’re uninterested in looking ahead?

They say you’re on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back. But what if you’re uninterested in looking ahead?

I want someone to look at me the way I look at rails of cocaine.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at rails of cocaine.

A clean anus is the devil’s playground.

A clean anus is the devil’s playground.

Feelings are visitors that have better places to be than with me.

Feelings are visitors that have better places to be than with me.

Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of self-loathing.

Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of self-loathing.

Without a doubt, it was your soullessness that drew me in.

Without a doubt, it was your soullessness that drew me in.

Fear is a liar. Then again, so is hope.

Fear is a liar. Then again, so is hope.

Let’s do weird shit to each other and then never speak again.

Let’s do weird shit to each other and then never speak again.

Memories are reconstructed every time we think of them, which would explain why I detest you less than I should.

Memories are reconstructed every time we think of them, which would explain why I detest you less than I should.

Philophobia is the fear of falling in love, which is stupid and irrational considering love is just a myth.

Philophobia is the fear of falling in love, which is stupid and irrational considering love is just a myth.

The worst part of my body is my body.

The worst part of my body is my body.

You make me hurt myself in the most wonderful ways.

You make me hurt myself in the most wonderful ways.

Happiness is attainable.

April Fool’s!

Happiness is attainable.

April Fool’s!