I don’t want to be your lover, but I’m more than happy to be your sex idiot.

I don’t want to be your lover, but I’m more than happy to be your sex idiot.

Is there a drug that keeps the day from coming? If so, I’d very much like a hit of it, please.

Is there a drug that keeps the day from coming? If so, I’d very much like a hit of it, please.

You make the darkness a special kind of lonely.

You make the darkness a special kind of lonely.

The secret to getting a good night’s sleep is to picture your own death right before you go to bed.

The secret to getting a good night’s sleep is to picture your own death right before you go to bed.

I hate you with all of my heart, all of my mind, and all of my genitals.

I hate you with all of my heart, all of my mind, and all of my genitals.

Every gray hair on my head has a name - yours.

Every gray hair on my head has a name - yours.

Let luck be a letdown tonight.

Let luck be a letdown tonight.

I’d feed you to the hounds of hell if you weren’t one yourself.

I’d feed you to the hounds of hell if you weren’t one yourself.

She’s Drano in a teacup.

She’s Drano in a teacup.

I’ll do butt stuff in exchange for pretty much any pharmaceutical that ends in “-pam.”

I’ll do butt stuff in exchange for pretty much any pharmaceutical that ends in “-pam.”

Sleep > food > sex

Sleep > food > sex

If I had a dollar for every time you made me smile, I’d have -$50,000.

If I had a dollar for every time you made me smile, I’d have -$50,000.

I want to choke the throat inside you.

I want to choke the throat inside you.

Do all things with hate. Better yet, do nothing and simply hate.

Do all things with hate. Better yet, do nothing and simply hate.

I am 100% distractedly devoted to you.

I am 100% distractedly devoted to you.